THE MARKET IS WAITING.
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● 7 MEMBERS ONLINE
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THE MEMBERS
Seven minds. Approximately zero brain cells.
01
THE BULL
Profession: Professional Dip Buyer
“IT ONLY GOES UP!”
02
THE BEAR
Profession: Full-Time Doomsayer
“WE ARE SO DONE.”
03
THE SLEEPER
Profession: Unpaid Observer
“WAKE ME AT ATH.”
04
THE EATER
Profession: Chart Consumer
“TASTES LIKE LIQUIDITY.”
05
THE GENIUS
Profession: Self-Proclaimed Quant
“MY MODEL SAYS...”
06
THE INFLUENCER
Profession: Engagement Specialist
“LINK IN BIO.”
07
THE INTERN
Profession: Temporary Victim
“IS THIS NORMAL?”
OFFICIAL COUNCIL RECORD
Ref. No. 0000000 · Filed under: Miscellaneous / Panic
- MEETING STATUS:
- COMPLETED
- MEMBERS PRESENT:
- 7/7
- USEFUL IDEAS:
- 0
- DECISIONS MADE:
- 1
- MARKET IMPACT:
- UNKNOWN
- FINAL VERDICT:
- DO NOTHING
WE HAVE DECIDED TO DO NOTHING.
Bullz!!
BULL
doom.
BEAR
zzz
SLEEPER
nom
EATER
Dr. G
GENIUS
@me
INFLUENCER
sorry
INTERN
APPROVED